Monday, February 16, 2015

Feeling Like A Bear.

Didn't start out like that this morning, but low and behold, dealing with Blogger, other technology, kids off from school, thanks to honoring presidents of long past, I have arrived.

Working on other posts, "50 Shades of Whatever", "Stuff of Dreams", "Why 4 Hours?", "Smile Jackass!" and others.

Till then, thought I'd share the updated "SNL Sketches I'd Like To See".

Did you catch the show last night?  I thought it was great. 

To Lorne Michaels, NBC, and all the other talent; Happy 40th Anniversary!  Doubt if they'll swing by here, so if you know 'em, kindly pass this on.  

Have a nice day and a pleasant tomorrow, and I'll be back soon.


This page will be subjects that I believe would make good Saturday Night Live sketches.  Maybe some day Lorne Michaels will stop by.  Any ol' hoo, these are fun to think about.
  
Adding new ones to the top from here on out.

-A take on Ana and Christian from the 50 Shades series.  Shows them after 50 Shades Freed.  Does Christian load the dishwasher correctly?  When Christian starts to get "bossy", what used to turn Ana on, now causes her to suspect he's trying to get out of doing the mundane things she's asked him to do.  Hows about does either one get the "7 year itch"?  Maybe Christian is a little too nice now, and she gets the hots for the plumber?  Again, think there's lots of funny potential scenarios. 
Be sure to check out: "My Take On Marriage" and "Marriage: Take 2"


-With all the gizmos that have come out for the male organ, (Galactic CapC-StringsSexFit, Google Glass Glance), think it could be an all time hilarious sketch.  Just my opinion though.

-Facebook Movie complete with the saccharine music that shows the categories of "A Look Back" "You Joined In 200?" "Your First Moments"; "Your Most Liked Posts"; "Photos You've Shared"; for a person, who has been to jail, and gone through changes as extreme as believing they're an alien from Jupiter to a reincarnated "true" chameleon.  Don't forget the "Thumbs up sign"!  Thought of this when considering trying to do a movie for myself, then figured that Facebook would include a photo of something I don't want to remember, and thought best just to forget it.  Just to note, I have never been to jail.  In case you were wondering.

-Google Glass has a new app coming, Google Glance.  You can watch and record yourself having sex; from different angles.  Oh my; so many possibilities. Click "Google Glass's New App" to read my post on the latest gadget.

-New product idea from folks at Poo-Pourri- "Poo-Toons!" A mini-ipod-thingamajig- to complete that impression of using the loo- or rather not using the loo, along with the Poo-Pourri scents.  Have one of the outstanding talents of SNL be the "Dame in Blue Taffeta"- with a similar monologue about those tell tale sounds that happen while you're emptying those "cavernous bowels."  What's the point in smelling like roses, if you, your bum, or the water makes noises reminiscent of birthing a midsized mammal?  Sounds offered could include, (you must click on the links, then close your eyes, for full effect) "ocean waves", "trickling stream", barnyard animals, or hell, any animal. My favorite was the laughing dolphin.  I mean, imagine the thought going through a fellow public restroom guest's head, as they hear a whale song from the adjacent stall!  Again lots of hilarious possibilities here.  Your favorite artists available. The top of the line offered, is of course, Puccini.  He's quite possibly rolling in his grave as I type this.
Be sure to check out: 'A Few Thoughts From The Prude'

-Martha Stewart's long lost or "black sheep" sister.... white trash, but very creative with a variety items.  Lots of possibilities I think.

-Parody of Caillou.  Caillou, his sister, all the characters, and don't forget the saccharine sweet narrator. They did a brilliant parody on Dora the Explorer entitled Maraka and Mittens.  If you haven't seen it click to watch.

-Right now it's summer and I am seeing lots of toys promoted. However there are the "As Seen on TV" toys like Flashlight Friends, Seat Pets, Stuffies, and Tummy Stuffers, that you don't know what you get till you get it and may be more gimmicky than other toys.  They always say "great for all ages"... well imagine a college age kid, an adult, or an elderly person with a Flashlight Friend, Seat Pet (maybe a Bum Bud, for the tush) or a Stuffie-  great for hiding whatever you don't want your spouse or kids to see... different paraphernalia can fit!  

-On the same line as the "As Seen on TV" toys-  gimmicky toys that enable adults to carry things discreetly.  Think: Angelina Jolie's handy dandy purse from Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Held her dominatrix accessories and served as her transport down the side of the skyscraper.  Where can I get one of these?

-Chuck E. Cheese's How-to Video for the Say Cheese! App.(Sorry, video is no longer available.)  Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader would have done it phenomenally, but I know there's others that could do it justice as well.

Be sure to check out: "This Mouse Is Scary"


-A character who obviously has spent way too much time with social media, and can only answer with "Like" "Follow" "Fan" "Share" "Pin" "Link" and "Tweet".  When their exasperated friend (who longs for the conversation mode of yesteryear) asks if they would like to "Comment", the social media zombie friend answers, "Unlike".  Might make for a funny commercial spoof for something.  "Does your loved one or friend spend way too much time with the computer? Time to try the "Lightning Rod! Shock them back to sense!"  I can hear Jason Sudeikis doing this to a T- unfortunately, he has left SNL. 
Be sure to check out: "Why Are Social Media Not Social?"