Thursday, November 12, 2015

Why 4 Hours?


Curious as to why Cialis, Levitra, Viagra, and such always warn, "Consult a physician for an erection lasting more than 4 hours."

What all went into this decision for 4 hours?  Was 3 hours and 45 minutes fine and dandy?  Can't help but imagine a bunch of researchers standing around staring at their stopwatches, or digital counters.  Did somebody, or somebody's something spontaneously combust somewhere?

Frankly I find it interesting with everything that's going on in the world, that they managed to come up with a pill to enables Grandpa to keep it up; while we still can't agree to entrust Grandma's body to Grandma.


As far as sex goes for Grandma, the only thing they've come up with for her (that's advertised with the same regularity as Grandpa's little blue pills) is a pill or lubricant to ensure that intercourse isn't painful; that sex is comfortable.  Gee, thanks.  Take heed though Grandma; there's a whole bunch of side effects with those prescriptions.

Given the long list of side effects, to attain merely comfortable sex; not to mention Grandpa going at it for 4 hours... think I get how Grandma loses interest.  Heck, with everything that happens up until 4 hours, might be why sex has become painful for Grandma.  Sheesh.  Just to note, just because Grandpa can get it up, in no way guarantees anything for Grandma.  


When you think about it: in the last year alone: there was the Galactic Cap,  (click here for the first Galactic Cap, when it was a cap) and the Penis Pedometer.  (And NOW in 2016, be sure to check out about Nadkins and other male hygiene wipes!)

Still, in 2015 there are recent efforts to overturn Roe vs. Wade.  Not to mention a whole slew of other issues.  War.  Hunger.  Cancer.  

Did you hear about the study that found that the most dangerous sexual position is "woman on top"?  For the man that is.  Poor baby.  Oh whatever.  If my response sounds cold, it's because I saw this "sex study revelation" headline several times last month; when it turns out the finding is based on one hospital's reports of less than 50 men over 13 years!  At the risk of sounding like a cold hearted bitch, WHO CARES?

Meanwhile, researchers are still trying to figure out the woman's sexual response.  Good luck with that.  Because just as with Grandma, just cause a man can get an erection, does not guarantee any pleasure for the woman.  For THAT, FOLLOW THE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

A lil ways back I posted, "Compliment of the Day".  It was that the highly revered Dr. Stephen Hawking has been quoted as saying, "Women.  They are a complete mystery."  

However, after I've thought about it for a bit, (or may be I'm just snarky today) if women are a mystery, maybe you just need to pay closer attention.  

After watching so many silly commercials for these products, think this one takes the cake.
And gee whiz... how many times have I had to watch this?!  Really think the sports channels as well as news channels should consider the commercials they run.  My kids, (daughters) love watching sports with us.  However, I hope it's decades before they'll ever (if ever) have to think about erectile dysfunction. 

Notice how she brushes her hair.  What's up with that?

As a thank you for reading, here is the lovely Ellen Degeneres with the absolute best commercial for the little blue pills.


Lastly; in this crazy busy world... who has that kinda time anymore?

UPDATE: Or maybe I should call this a DISCLAIMER;  A FRIEND INFORMED ME THAT THERE WERE OTHER VIDEOS ATTACHED TO BOTH YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOVE.  I WILL TRY TO GET RID OF THAT OPTION, BUT JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION TO SHOW ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE 2 VIAGRA ADS. 

Be sure to check out my page, SNL Sketches I'd Like To See, for a sketch about my suggestion for one of these ads.

Also, be sure to check out:

One For The Ladies; and I'm Not Talking Little Pink Pill